Don’t Worry Darling, You Or Your Husband Aren’t My Type

I’m not going to steal him from you despite what you think, I swear

Photo by Vidar Nordli-Mathisen on Unsplash

I walk into the bathroom to have every other woman having the same thought as me with a burlesque intermission. The speakeasy music plays in the background and fades as the door opens. I enter to see the legs of women squatting through the small slats from…